Blonde. I was at work yesterday roaming the vacuous halls of the Sea Tac Mall when I spot my apartment complex manager Judy. She's a strange bird but I like her none the less. We discussed some issues at the complex, and I begged her to get the carpet guy back to my apartment to fix the dreaded carpet padding, it was funkiefied after the great flood of two weeks ago, so she tells me she'll get right on it then goes into the drama that brought her to the mall and proceeds to tell me that she got laid last night, I was like...um..thats excellent..thanks for sharing :S. Judy is 60+ and when she saw my red hair when I first met her she complimented me and promptly dyed her hair red...I hate that :oP~ My neighbors daughter did the same thing...christ...she tells me I have cool hair and loves the blonde streak. The next day I see her with fucking red hair and a blonde streak, that is so wrong. Apparently I'm hip to trends..ack...this happens to me quite a bit, I buy and outfit and the women around me, my boss in particular find a similar outfit...um...grow yer own personality woman. I had this boyfriend a fews years back, and he had this chick friend that was always hanging with us....she was always cooing over what I wore, my hair and jewelry, next thing you know the bitch has a blonde streak in her hair (pre spice girls btw) she found a smaller version of this silver Mickey Mouse ring I've had for years...god damn...well needless to say...the dumbfuck boyfriend dumped me and married the psuedome, fabulous. Anyhoo, about a month or so ago, I bleached out my hair, I'm a damn blonde now!! At first I was like...why did I do this??? LOL I couldn't stand it and wanted my red locks back. I went to work and everyone said they loved it...I was like, yeah um..thanks....I left work with full intentions of buying more red dye, but as I stood in the drug store, I reached for a darker blonde...LOL...I made the change I must live with that decision or have my hair fall out, I just didn't want the whole trailer trash ho look so I muted the trashy Dead Celebrity blonde and found a nice compromise. Back to my lil talk with Judy in the mall, she of course complimented my hair and loved the pink outfit I was wearing....then she thought a change could do her good and made noise about lightening her hair...ugh. On my return home yesterday my neighbors daughter was sitting outside with orange hair, she said she used peroxide and now her hair is brittle, what was once a beautiful head of long auburn hair is now a matted version of a muppet, bummer for her...I just smiled and said, nice hair hon! I can say I do get more looks being a blonde makes me wanna slap around the male species as I embrace their stares, but I'm still a sassy wench with buckets of attitude and I don't feel I've been dumbed down by this change....I just look blonde.

This entry was posted on Saturday, October 19, 2002 at 10/19/2002 07:59:00 AM.