Friday Five

It's Saturday and I'm all over the Friday thing.....ack


1. What do you most want to be remembered for? How thin I am, really.....snarf. Gosh If I had to be remembered then I would have to say I'd like most to be remembered for um..........my talents? Sure, that works.

2. What quotation best fits your outlook on life? "Ordinary Life does not interest me. I seek only the high moments.
I am in accord with the surrealist, searching for the marvelous." ~Anais Nin~

3. What single achievement are you most proud of in the past year? Waking daily.

4. What about the past ten years? Avoiding conformities.....ack, snarf....smell the digit.

5. If you were asked to give a child a single piece of advice to guide them through life, what would you say? Believe in yourself and the power of your potential, and when the mother fuckers knock you down.....get your sorry ass back up again.....and if you get knocked down again....get up...etc........resilience is the best form of getting even.

Tax Break

Bushwhackinbullshit
I'd like to thank the President for the Tax break givin to the Breeders. A $400 per child refund coming your way, I get shit, nada, nothing......makes me wanna get knocked up, NOT. Snarf, someone cut us single income people a break please.....HeLLo!

Thursday Three

Me lame.....care to join me?

1. If you could create your own National holiday what would you call it? hmmmmm, Cupie Day!
2. What would you do on that National holiday? Eat drink and be Mary....lol. What?
3. Why did you choose to give your National holiday that name? Because, I'm worth it.

Full Frontal

I tried....

I tried watching the movie "Full Frontal"....It was confusing as fuck, egads...a movie within a movie within a movie with a smattering of celebrity actors being oh so generous as to donate their time for (god forbid) scale. I was so enthralled by all this I fell asleep before it ended....when I awoke I looked at the credits as they rolled by on the screen and thought that perhaps I should go back to the part where I fell asleep, but I went to bed instead and watched the remaining half hour of Law & Order, well I actually just continued my slumber, but I made the attempt.

Yesterday, my Boss read the riot act to us about Harry Potter.......we cannot even open the boxes on receipt, if you do, you'll be fired...what a fucking human resources nightmare, threats of firing over the very book that will make our year somewhat profitable, chill people, chill. God forbid my receiving clerk snatch a Harry Potter and deliver it to the masses before it's rightful street date. Hell I'm just pleased that the kid receiving my books knows what a book is!!! Scholastic sent us Harry Potter baseball caps, you know how all the witches and wizards wear baseball caps......mmmhmmm.....anyhoo, the grubby-ass collecting consumers out there are already trying to buy the hats...yikes. It's bad enough were playing into the whole opening at midnight on the 21st, I'd like to totally fuck with the people and say I didn't get enough copies, but alas my big ass opinionated mouth has gotten my ass in trouble twice in the past week......I gotta work on that...fuckers. Hehe.

Adaption

Fucking Brilliance.....

I watched "Adaption" last night, may I say that it was absolutely fantastic.....!!!!!! Wanna look inside creativity? Would you like to see what self confilict and 'esteem' issues can do to a human. The brutal reality of pursuing dreams. The fucking consequences of choices made and of delusion in the aftermath..? "Adaption" is to the creative process as "The Godfather" is to 'family'. God damn brilliant, masterful and worthy of my time and damn worthy of yours........rent the bitch, yo.

Summer

It's OfficiaL....

By the large number of pastey white people galivanting in shorts this weekend, Summer has come to Washington State. It's a scary thing here, trust me. The Pacific Northwest summers are gorgeous and actually they don't really come on full force until July 5th (the day your recovering from watching fireworks in the rain). We were truly blessed with the weather this past weekend, but damn if I wanted to see all the fleshy white stuff, all the deformed toes with bad pedicures and orange nail polish, it's a cruel season for the eyes here in the greater Seattle area. Now don't get me wrong, there are some beautiful specimens out there.....but the ugly out number them......and when you don't have the time to get to know the personalities behind the wife-beater tank tops, all you can do is .....take a deep breath, appreciate the natural beauty of your surroundings and wear very dark sun glasses.

Villa Incognito

Knock, Knock? Who's there?

"It has been reported that Tanuki fell from the sky using his scrotum as a parachute," and so starts the amusing tale of Villa Incognito by Tom Robbins. All I can say is that I absolutely loved this book! If you have never read a Robbins book, start here. You might ask...."what the fuck is a Tanuki? I Googled and I received: now, imagine our cute little Tanuki silly drunk on Saki, thumping his mating call "Pa-Blonga" on his tummy, which, incidentally, this apparently works on weak human women who perhaps 'hobbie-up' on doorknobs, but when the occasional hairy creature passes their way....look out!. Oh my! Add some ex-patriot Nam Vets living in Laos, two crazy women in Seattle and golly.... while your at it.....add a the US government, a circus act and a horny clown and you've got yourself a Tom Robbins novel. Fun, obscure and poignant. Loved it.

Friday Five

A thrill a minute.....

1. What brand of toothpaste do you use? Ultrabrite, because.....it's yummy.

2. What brand of toilet paper do you prefer? Cottonelle, because it has aloe vera, why skimp on what you wipe with???? Some of the cheaper brands are like cardboard, who needs paper cuts and calluses down yonder, not eye....yikes!

3. What brand(s) of shoes do you wear? I religiously wear Converse Chuck Taylor high tops, dead sexy. Yes, heels are sexy but realistically they are uncomfortable and deform the feet, the very feet you have to stand on for the rest of your life....I'll pass. Chucks on the other hand are ultra comfort at it's best.....I have them in Red, Blue, light Blue, Stars & Stripes, Burgundy, White, Cream, Green, Solid Black (formal occasions) and the standard Black. True, I'm a 39 year old business woman, but they are the most comfortable shoe in my closet and they are so very rock n' roll...meow. I've recently bought a fabulous pair of Pink Chucks (my holy grail, heh).....I am now at peace.....


4. What brand of soda do you drink? I'm not a big soda fan.....ugh....but when I do drink it....It's Coca Cola, Rootbeer, and Ginger Ale, yum.

5. What brand of gum do you chew? I'm a big fan of Bubble Gum......I chew it and blow bubbles daily it adds to the professional look I'm going for....hardy har. I hate the sweet shit, but I adore the sugar free Koolerz in peppermint....YUM!!!


And there you have it.......Happy Memorial Day weekend n' shit! ;)

I'm in a very pissy mood, grrrr, snarf....ARGH. I walked out of a merchant meeting late this afternoon stating, "And we wonder why the fucking mall is going to shit, fuck." grabbed my complimentary water and cookies...and hauled ass out. Mother Fuck! These merchant meetings are supposed to enlighten us merchants as to what the fuck is going on in the mall, aside from the echo's of a death rattle. Very few managers showed, but of course they come with their lame ass bitches about parking.....shut the fuck up! Well one dink saw me mouth that and confronted me, mofo told me to watch my mouth....my reply: "Then bitch about shit that matters!".....snarf....I don't appreciate your attitude.....yeah, "well....sir, um.......eat....sh....fuck it's not worth it".....I stomp out. Fuckin eh. The marketing director tried to refocus the group as I "made my statement".....ugh....there's more to it....but I won't bug you.....I suffer NO fools, christ! UGGGGGGGH. *burp* cya.

Votes

It's Florida all over again......um get over it already, the fat guy sang.
Snarf! :oP~

Why God, why?

Paging Mr. Ben Dover........zoinks!

American Idol

Would you like that Supersized? Hell yeah, beeotch!

Tonight, when Ryan Seacrest asked the audiences "are you ready to find out who the next American Idol will be?"....I shrieked, in a very gigglygirly whothehellwasthatnotme, manner, "I am, I am!!!", then my eyes quickly darted around my living space to make sure no one (ghosts?) saw my childish display of excitement. Recomposed, I waited with baited breath through a series of inane commercials, ugh...sell it to another bitch, and after some milquetoast toast musical segments with the previous contestants, a few over-acted vignettes, one of which horrifies the audience with an image of Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul sucking face (shutter), I could not stand the suspense....ugh. I resigned myself that possibly the vote would go to the safe vote Clay.....we are teased with being told that about 1000 votes out of nearly 25 million separated the two........so, like the war, like the 'Bushboi', the country is divided evenly. All that is left to say is......Yo dawg, 205! Ruebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Studdard!!!!! *Sigh* American Idol Supersized, praise the lord and amen. Let it be written, let it be done, life as we knew it can now carry on.

Orange Alert

Again I say, nothing ryhmes with Orange....

The Nation is on Orange Alert again, yippee. Another few weeks of suspended anxiety and market sputtering. One should keep in mind a lert is not a real thing nor is a lert orange. So, carry on with your reckless ways.........

.......And the Winner is......

I couldn't tell ya. Clay doesn't want to be a mega supahstar, so let the Gods grace us with Reuban Studdard as the new idol. The boys sang three songs last night, only one song (sung by Rueban) gave me chills "Flying without Wings". Both men were backed by a Gospel Chorus for their final song, it worked for "Flying" but not so much for Clay's rendition of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters", serious ugh on the ugh O' meter. Tonight we'll find out who will be pimped out Hollywood style for the next year until the next Idol comes along, yippee.

Tongue

Um.....the Measure of things....





Thanks Lisa ;) (I think)

Books

The adventures of BookGeekGirl.....*SpLaT*

Tis true, the BookGeekGirl (as I so like to refer to myself on odd days, on even days it's Sybil, hello?) has a list, the BBC put out a Top 100 of books, most of which are literature, duh.......agree? Disagree?

Stuff of the amusing sort

1. Click da wiener!

2. When in doubt, sit. (don't try this at home)

3. Still doubting??? (try this at home)

4. Pie is good. MRE's for the fatties, yo..

5. Obviously my opinions and spew have given way to anesthetized lists, I'm sure I'll recover.

Have a god damned dandy day!

Thursday Three

Thursday Three for the insane:

1.Describe yourself in three words Creative, bitchy and extraordinary.

2.Which person do you know that is most like you and why? I stand alone. Some people may share the same qualities and sense of humor, I aspire to nothing more than being a wacky chick....and um...I think I've made great progress....LMFAO....shut up.

3.What kind of person are you? I'm the kind of person you want as a friend, that's not to say I want you as a friend, but you get it and if you don't ....tough shit. I'm a geek who'd rather read a book then socialize. I'm shy until I can't handle the stupidity anymore and must make my voice heard. I'm a little aggressive and I always think I'm right....nice mix for a self proclaimed *shy* girl. I am a toxic neurotic, I over think everything.....and um....I'm a little out there some times. Over all, I'm just a chick with an attitude who enjoys laughter, music and life (on a good day). mmmkay....

Friday Five

5 mindless responses to the greatest questions in our exsistence, mmmhmmm


1. What drinking water do you prefer -- tap, bottle, purifier, etc.? I'm a Dasani slut.....blue bottle of purified yumminess....I buy it in 24 packs and drink daily....tap water works....water is just plain good. I can tell already the absolute lameness of post will bore you and me into a mindless abyss of nothingness.

2. What are your favourite flavor of chips? Hmmmm, um...any tortilla chip with a tasty salsa. Oh yeah....Sun Chips, omg addictive, they rip the shit out of your mouth and don't forget to wash down your chips with orange juice, just for the thrill of it all....ow.

3. Of all the things you can cook, what dish do you like the most? Believe it or not, I enjoy cooking, I really, really do....it's like ironing or folding laundrey it's a bit theraputic but with cooking you get to eat the end result if you didn't fuck it up. I don't really follow recipes....I just do what should be done.....experiment....yum....*hunger pangs*. Um, I enjoy cooking anything really.

4. How do you have your eggs? I keep my eggs fresh in their little ovary home, I ovulate monthly. As for the chicken eggs, I like them anyway, anyhow as long as they are cooked and cooked well.

5. Who was the last person who cooked you a meal? How did it turn out? The nice mexican dude at Torero's at the mall, he whipped up a wicked little avocado tostada, yum....Today, the nice greek fella will make my gyros and hummus platter and he'll do it with great joy in his heart and a longing to know me better and as usual I will tell him to give it to me for free because I'm such a awesome patron and he'll laugh and over charge my ass.....and I'll walk away, food in hand, shaking my ass.....silly greeks.

American Idol

Again I say, Ruebannnnnn!!!!

Kimberly lock went down, heh. Buh Bye Kimbo......we've all known the chick would have to leave. What we are left with is the Crooner and the Broadway boi....so imagine having a romantic interlude with your um....partner...and you put on a CD and it's Clay....and well instead of making out you and your partner rip into a not-so-sexy rendition of "There's no Business Like Show Business"
good fun...........OR say you put on Ruebans CD and make mad monkey love......hmmmmm, which Idol will it be???? der!

Blogger

Oh yeah.....

Tuesday May 14th, 2003 a day that will live in infamy? Not, but I did get cable T.V. again after 3 years, I flipped channels like a speed demon most of the day. I remember now why I chose to get rid of cable....too many choices I loved the simplicity of having only 5 channels, when you have 70, by the time you've flipped through all the channels you've missed anything you might have wanted to see....ugh. The nice part is that all the shows are clear now and on the New television not only is it clear but everyone has a big head and it's much easier to scrutinize beauty or lack thereof. Most of my adult life has been without cable, I survived....it wasn't a priority. So why now? The new television, period. It's May and the sweeps are on and too acutally see the American Idols up close and hear them in Stereo....wow. Lucky moi.

Blogger should be releasing the new and improved version soon, I'm looking forword to it.....can you say template change? Heh, Now that blogging has exploded beyond reason everyone is getting in the game....it's a nice tool, for ranting, information...etc. Even Ev's Head (see Blogger homepage, too lazy to link it, ugh) did a nice lil template change...and when the head Blogger Bitch gets jiggy....you know progress is at hand. Whoopie!

I want to thank my loverly Pie and her loverly hubby Rob (bassist for Painted Window, meow) for leaving a birthday card on my desk, it meant a lot and ty....*smooches* to both of you!! I keep dusting Pie's birthday present, her birthday was last November....lol....um...yeah, we gotta hook up soon.

Mmmmmmkay, once I get over the infatuation of actually seeing what I'm watching on television ( the new glasses help as well ) I'll get back to my nerdly ways......Have a most loverly day!

Hi mom! ;)

Quzilla

Riiiiiight, heh!
Mmmkay, I took this little test I found on Pie's sight (yes, the sight made an appearance, heh). I was a little suprised by um...the results....I been know to have long bouts of self induced um....celibacy, but then I thought about it and um...well, nevermind.

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Friday Five for lack of originality


1. Would you consider yourself an organized person? Why or why not? Well, that's a tough one, I'm organized in my own way....everything has it's place and if it's on the floor, apparently that's it's place.....a serious neat freak would have spasms in my apartment....I've got a zillion books, art supplies and um....dust collectors that I enjoy looking at daily. It's my own little chaotic world and um....it works for me.

2. Do you keep some type of planner, organizer, calendar, etc. with you, and do you use it regularly? I took this promotion once and they gave me a lovely Franklin Planner, I found it under my desk at work the other day...heh...the calendar in it said 1998 whoopsie!! Actually I keep 2 notebooks at work for work notes and messages and I have 2 smaller notebooks for personal use, I carry them both around daily to jot down assorted ideas and crazy ramblings.

3. Would you say that your desk is organized right now? At work it's somewhat organized, the pile to be file is rather heinous though....I thought in the computer age we'd use less paper....it's the people that went by the wayside and the paper comes in reams!! Ugh! At home my desk is finally organized only because of the computer fixing shit...the Art area....well....it needs some attention. Again I say, ugh.
4. Do you alphabetize CDs, books, and DVDs, or does it not matter? Half of my discs are organized alphabetically, the other half....um....nada.....hehe. Most of my gazillion of books and CD's are lumped together by topic or by my current obsession.

5. What's the hardest thing you've ever had to organize? Lets face it....organizing shit takes time and none of it is easy, constant matinance.....blah....the hardest thing I've ever organized? My life...heh.

UGH

A long day ahead but first I bring you this......ugh. Your welcome.

Reinserting one's self back into the Matrix is hard....LOL....I got a new DVD player and Telly for me bday last weekend, thanks to my family I may never leave home again....heh. And after 3 years of NO cable I've opted for it again (next tooosday).......yippee....mmmkay methinks I better get back into life soon....I've been avoiding social thingys and whatnot, mostly because the sincerity of people doesn't register well anymore....everyone has their own fucking agenda....and if you fit into it.....well golly....lucky you. (chews the bitter bitch pill) hehe. Time is the biggest factor, lil ol' A.D.D. moi wants to learn a million things..(omg, my personal agenda is showing)...and I haven't been stopping to smell the roses......well I've been known to eat the roses....but that's ok, fiber is good. Next!

American Idol

American EYEdoll

Josh took the hit last night......the Cowboy is down!! This leaves the world *sigh* with only 3 Idols, Kim, Clay & Rueban. Personally, Kim should have gone....the Marine was cute. There ya have it....the next two weeks should be all a buzz about who the next Idol will be......my life is small, LOL! Ack!

I hate when you wake up and you feel like you've barely slept at all, even though your eyes are loaded with the sleep debris and although your body is rested, your mind is not quite up to par, ugh. I'm still tweaking on the puters.....I've got to get more memory for the Compaq, but the question is do I dare......it still crashes like it use to.....piece of shit....I'm about to bash the bitch...but I'll network the mofo instead, nothing like a good file share to stimulate the brain!!. Ok, this bundle of sunshine has to go to work now......ugh....LOL.....Hi, I'm UGH woman, nice to meet ya......snarf.....*strikes a pose*.

American Idol

"Music makes the bourgeoisie and rebel" Madonna

New Zealand

Ugh, crazy kiwi phone solicitors calling @ 3 a.m. I needed that hour sleep......ack! Discuss with the Powers in cuntrol of New Zealand and have them switch it to to Pacific Standard time, so what if it's a little chunk of Hobbit Heaven, I need me sleep! LOL fooking eyes......*cheers*

American Idol

Hardware/softmind

Mmmmmkay, I'm back. I've got two puters up and running, fully funkshunal! Yippppeeeeee. I've fucking rebuilt that piece of shit Compaq.....and btw, ty Compaq, you ass pirates with plague. Puters up, Beta msn8 up....I'm every woman......um....kinda. Anyhoo, I got the shit going on this week the puters are hummin' (networking next).



EYEdoll

Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooben, I melted tonight.........joy, happiness, surfaces slippery when wet, exit stage: Left. heh ;) me fooney....kinda.....*lil' drool*, I'm O.K........dun DUN dunnnnn.

Hippo Birdy Two Ewes

Hippo Birdy Two Ewes 2 me

I'm a freak with issues and I'm 39 today! Happy to be here......I've got zits and menstration to accompany me on my birthday, I am a lucky woman. Today, I shall finish destroying whats left of my computers, replacing the odds & sods......I will NOT attend the Chat Bday party for my friend Slater, (sorry Brian, I just can't do it...ugh). Hell I haven't even been in the chat room at all.....ugh.....It's so....ugh. I also won't be hanging with my friend John...who's friendship I push to the limits.....I just nudged it a bit more last night.(waves to the Brat)...I'm fucking stellar baybeeee! My Parents are coming up for lunch then brunch tomorrow.....I'm getting all the obligitory calls and birthday wishes, tis nice.

Mister Rogers is an ASStroid now, joy joy!!!

Ok, I'm gone.com........I've got computers to torment, music to listen to and lunch is to be had. This is the prep year, the one before 40, LMFAO......I'm actually looking forward to it. I hope the world is ready for it....eh, fuck em' all!!. (and no that is NOT a challenge Lefty....heh).

Friday Five

Friday Five........woo hoo, methinks....

1. Name one song you hate to admit you like. "A Moment like this" Kelly Clarkson, schmaltzy radio song by American Idol winner.......teehee.

2. Name two songs that always make you cry. This sounds so hokey but that fucking cowboy song "Proud to be an American" *blush, gulp, hork* and um....Amazing Grace, my grandfather loved this song the older I get the more I can relate.

3. Name three songs that turn you on. Aside from the "Law & Order" theme music, I'd have to say first and foremost Strangle Hold> by Ted Nugent, meow;) "Lets Get It On".....sugah......Marvin Gaye, and um....Wind Cries Mary, Jimi Hendrix...LOL...actually anything by Hendrix.....he gave good luvin on his geeeetar!
4. Name four songs that always make you feel good. 1.) Cherish by Madonna.....so happy. 2.) Hard Knock Life (from Annie) when sung by my nieces as they pretend to be enslaved orphans......lol. 3. Let It Be The Beatles. 4. Love Shack The B-52's

5. Name five songs you couldn't ever do without. 1.) About a Girl Nirvana 2.) Hey Jude The Beatles 3.) Live at Leeds (the whole damn album) The Who. 4.) Miss World Hole 5.) Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin 5.) Alive Pearl Jam 5.) Mercedes Benz Janis Joplin 5.) Pressure Queen & David Bowie 5.) Light My Fire The Doors 5.) GiganticThe Pixies 5.) Rhinoceros Smashing Pumpkins. 5.) Bell Bottom Blues Eric Clapton 5.) Bartender Dave Matthews 5. ...........heh.

Geek

Geek

How I love being a geek, aside from sorting and buying more clay today, I will buy a new CD drive for ol' groanie...(my ancient PC that I cannot bare to part with). Then, I'm going to replace the modem in the Compac......(piece o' shit). Then......I have the complete geeky joy of Beta testing the newest version of msn8......yippeeeeeee! These things make me happy! But then again I'm easily amused.

American Idol

WTF?

Millions were shocked when American Idol contestant Rueban Stoddard made the bottom 2. Ratings ploy, perhaps, ya gotta keep it interesting, I guess. It's quite obvious to the majority that the Cowboy/Marine will be next unless that Kim chicka screws up completely.....but really it's all about Rueban and Clay.....and Clay apparently has Neil Sedaka wanting to pimp his goods....eek. Personally I thought Neil was a little hot for Clay (not that there's anything wrong with that......) As far as longeviety it's all about Reuban's Croonin' what a loverly voice. Go, Rueban!

My Power went out yesterday whilst I was mid sentence with a friend and of course my hair was wet and I had to be to work......UGH!!!!!! My thought immediately went to the people in Iraq who are without water and power, so it took a little of my pissy-no-power mood away and I carried on with funky hair and sloppy make-up...(applied with little light)...scary. The day did progress uneventfully tho, ty Jesus.

I started Tom Robbins lastest book yesterday........any book that starts with the sentence: "It has been reported that Tanuki fell from the sky using his scrotum as a parachute." is a top pick for moi...lol. So far it's enjoyable.....I'll let ya know.

As for life........it lingers and proceeds. My 39th birthday is this Saturday and um.....that's it, ugh. One more year down the drain, yipppeeeeee!