Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Bloggers are mean and full of discharge

You know how you spend those first waking moment; washing the crusty goop we like to refer to as sleep from your eyes, a pee/poop session, showering off the yesterday, blowing yesterday's snot away. It got me thinking...humans are disgusting, sexy (at times), but disgusting.

Bloggers Are Mean And They Suck
Personally, I'm embarrassed by all of us liberal blogofascists insisting on a place in the national discourse simply because we happened to be, um, right about George Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, Tom DeLay, Karl Rove, Iraq, the WMDs, the allegiances of the corporate media, the steady erosion of civil liberties, global warming, Republican incompetence, hypocrisy, greed and dishonesty, fiscal irresponsibility, the widening chasm between economic classes, and the evergrowing efforts to turn our country into a theocracy.


It's also really important to understand the difference between a president getting a blowjob in the Oval Office and a president pretending to look for WMDs in the Oval Office. One of those things is funny ha-ha, and the other is treason. Bloggers never quite got that, and I hang my head in shame at our collective shortcomings.

Yeah, we suck. After all the expultion of human waste and spewing of vitriol, we have to intake something at some point.