Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows of what was fomerly known as my brain

This is it, the last few days before the release of the final installment of the Harry Potter series. You don't have to "get it" you just have to experience it and come Saturday morning @ 12:01 a.m., If you reserved or preordered you can, if you didn't, fear not, I'm certain that Gas stations, Doctor's offices, Gun Shops and Women's apparel boutique's across the fricken' globe will carry the book. If you have a particularly large bowel movement that day, don't be surprised if you see the book in your toilet, after all, it's magic!

This is a huge event for the publishing industry and a monster event for me as I've never planned an event so large, my last few events were minuscule in comparison to the shindig happening this Friday. Needless to say I'm drooling and twitching a lot and I have be known to mutter (or shout, depending on the circumstance) that "I have a rash on my ass and it's shaped like Harry Potter."
Enjoy the festivities, be part of publishing history. *twitch*

"SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!" - George Costanza

It's so wrong when the President constantly flips us the bird and the fucking Vice President shoots at anything the he thinks is a bird. Kind of makes you wish a bird would just shit in their mouths so they'd get the freakin' bird flu and die.

Ummm...yeah.

Okay, I've thought about it and I've come to the realization that wishing death to Dubya and his "Dick" was rather harsh, so, I was thinking that once the bird flu set in the men could have develop a debilitating fever (achy and sweaty lil' motherfuggers..) and to top that off I was thinking that a hideous dose of the ass blistering won't-scab-over-for-days diarrhea would ravage their knotted and infected guts. Oh yes, the shitting would continue for hours. This shitbullets do not relent. So until and only until they apologize for their abuses of power and resign like the good lil' Nixon's the have the potential to be, the shitting will never cease.

Serenity now.

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Must see this show......