Thursday, October 03, 2002
So the other night my fire alarm went off @ 1 a.m. I threw myself outta bed and started to head towards the living room...when the sensation of warm water hit my toes....I looked at the laundry closet and saw water spewing from behind the washing machine...ACK! I jumped atop the machine to get to the valve to shut the bitch down. Thankfully it was hot water as cold water would not have set off the alarm, that would have been an extreme mess. But thankfully I only had to squoosh out a few gallons of now tepid water....in the middle of the night, in my undies and a tank top...so sexy...snarf. Sweet Jesus, you'd think it could have done it when I was awake, or midday....but NOOOoOOOoo. Anyhoo, alls well, I've know been blessed with webbed feet and a nice damp aroma floating about the apartment. They carpet sucker dude said he would dry out the carpet and make it smell purrrtty for me in a few days.! Expect the unexpected god damn it.