Gray Matter Yes, the massive blob that controls how we work, that lies betwix our ears ( better there than our asses). Tis the gray blob that actually releases a signal to your ass muscles to let loose the stinky air that needs release, eg: fart. Tis the gray blob that reminds us to blink so our eyes don't dry up, it tells you when we are hungry, angry, in love, in lust, insecure, in debt..heh, in the dulldrums, and or inescapably insane. The Brain is a 3lb lumpish mass that regulates our relation to space & time, it's capable of utter destruction and of course reproduction ;). I dig having a functional brain, I want to fill every nook and cranny of it with knowledge and memories. I am not a genius by any means, but I can't tolerate a lazy, closed mind......I just want to pummel the living shit out of those who are content with just getting by on what they learned in school, but of course being of sound mind I relinquish the mere thought..LOL. God damn if people don't blow me away with their inability to want to educate themselves. But if not for the mindless ill contents, what would we find humor in? All I'm saying is that we've got this massive organ waiting to be filled, to be fucked with, to be used, and only a small percentage of the population choose to do this. There have been whole civilizations that made NO progress for hundreds of years.....imagine where we would be had they learned to utilize their brains? I think of 3rd world countries, people living in their own shit and happily complying to the dictator of the day. Ack! It's all so overwhelming really.....had I been born in one of these countries would I be just as content? I seriously think not. Most likely I'd be burned for being a witch or something. Our minds play tricks with us and at times or for just sheer convience our memories escape us. We know how to alter our minds through education, meditation, lsd, alcohol and assorted medications. Gray matter is free will and choice. Gray Blobs unite and build bombs and um...weapons of mass destruction as Dubya reminds us daily. Some people eat brains, that's just nasty, I'm thinking that they believe it's en vogue to gnaw on a left lobe. Hannibal Lector thinks it's very chic to chew a brainmelt sandwich, yummy! I'm here to say, use your brain anyway you want to, saute' the bitch if it makes you happy, just use it to it's full capacity.