The Morning After pill And it was written that on the morning following the day of Thanks that retailers across the nation shall open their stores at ungodly hours of the morning and offer 'deep discounts' for consumer consumption. If you the consumer wish to sleep in on this prosperous day, to nurse your hangover or over-stuffed belly, you will miss out on the freebies and double discounting, you will miss out on circling the parking lot for hours trying in vane to find the closest parking spot to the door, you will miss standing in lines so long you'll have nothing better to do then to spend another $100 picking up "impulse" items place that where strategically placed by the registers for your convience. You will miss out on the hottest toys and technical gadgets that were requested by your loved ones and will have to suffice with a raincheck and only the smallest assurance that it "might", ''maybe'', ''who's to say'' be in before christmas (cross your fingers, and say 10 Hail Mary's).
If you had to work on this day, I'm sorry that you missed out on the joys that I stated above. But as a salesperson you had the complete joy of helping every one of the crazy SOB's that awoke @ 4 am to receive the freebies and great "Ma, we can't pass that up" deals. You also starved and became dehydrated because they was no way in hell that you could get yourself lunch or any form of liquid in the time alotted for your break because the Food Court lines were hideously long. If you did work today the time flew and before you knew it, it was time to go home so that you could eat your leftovers and passout, just so you can do it all over again the next day, but, with the added joys of returns thrown into the mix, woooohoooooo.
So it was written, so it shall be done! Take two asprin and call your therapist in the morning, not like you could really afford a therapist on retail wages, if that is case I suggest taking the two asprins with the alcoholic beverage of your choice which you would be wise to consume the aforementioned beverage until you obliviously go *splat* face first into slumberland. Happy Holidays! :D
