Tuesday, November 26, 2002

Return Policy If you are unhappy with your purchase you may return the product in the same condition you bought it with your original receipt, if you paid with a credit or debit card, don't expect cash back, we will credit the card you USED not the card that needs a payment. If you paid by check, don't expect cash back until it clears, usually 5-7 days, that's just good business, so don't crawl up my ass because your overdrawn. All returns for cash must be made within 30 days of purchase, after 30 days, you own it, if you found time to buy the thing, you sure as fuck can make time to return it in a timely manner. If you can't make the time, it's yours...try to make a better decision next time, know your mind. If you have lost the receipt or the product was a gift, exchanges or credit will be given, ONLY exchanges or credit, both of which are not exchangable for cash, ever. All tantrums and hissyfits will get you an escort out of the store courtesy of Mall Security, if weapons are involved, I will guaranty my employee's will get postal on your ass and do expect a police escort, we aim to please;). Attempts at trying to get staff fired because of refusual of cash with no receipt will be laughed off by the President and CEO of the company, along with a complimentary gift certificate to our store. We hope you enjoyed shopping in our establishment, Thank you for your patronage and please visit us again when your in your right mind.