Soiree of the Chat kind In the beginning there was Chat, and Chat was good, but not good enough, so to add variation to the theme, chatters started to meet in public arenas. The thing is, instead of drinking alone and chatting online, your in public and your drinking with these people, some of which are better off never to have be seen in public. Your first impression of people is the strongest so you'd think that people would make an extra effort to be appealing, this is not the case for chatters. They show up and they are nothing like you thought they be, some are scary, some are charming, some are normal, a handful are attractive, one or two extremely gorgeous, and some resemble Oompa Loompa's, an odd mix of people you know you wouldn't normally associate with, but still we attend these functions as a source of entertainment.
I like to get there, find a table with a good vantage point, get my drink, and let them come to me and introduce themselves why should I make more of effort than when I'm at home...yanno. I usually just banter with my friends and watch the people slowly start to get more friendly with each other. The trolling begins when a few drinks have been consumed, you mingle, have another beverage, mingle more in anticipation of coveting sexual chemisty if your so lucky, drink more, the band starts to play, more alcohol has been consumed, next thing you know your moshing on chicks (not that there's anything wrong with that..heh ;) )and dancing dirty with anyone or anything...tis strange, very strange. I enjoy this part of the evening, an anonymous lubricious adventure. I normally don't like to attend these funky soiree's, I like to hang with a certain caliber of person, I'm not a snob necessarily, it's just good have a healthy standard of hygiene and I require these people to have high functioning minds, I'm a big fan of the brain and make this non-negotiable if I am to be in your presence, otherwise, talk to the hand..snarf.
The day after, the dreaded day after......the pictures start to appear online for the world to see and judge...LOL...this is the most regretful part of attending chat parties. It's evidence of your attendance, it's evidence of the vulgarities that occur, it's evidence of what and who you rubbed all over...ack! Usually I see a pic or two and swear off future gatherings of chatters and avoid appearances in the chat room...LOL...it's just too damn scary. But, all in all, it's terrific to get out and dance like you don't give a shit, it's good to make that smiling thing on your face, it's good to laugh with people and in some cases laugh at their sorry asses. Chat parties should'nt be a regular source of entertaiment as familiarity breeds contempt, but they are fun on occasion, rare occasions, ok, you have to be slightly out of your mind, but I am so there ya have it. ;)
