Stealthtopia I have an employee that enters the store just before his shift, we never see him enter mind you, we just hear the back door bell a couple of times and he appears at the cashwrap ready for his assignment. You could be standing at the front of the store and never see this happen. Stealthtopia: a creepy condition that enables you to render yourself completely invisible until your wanting to be seen. Now, people that have this ability are just plain freaky, they can scare the living shit out of you just by saying hello, because you knew you were alone doing whatever, then BAM! the stealther has invaded your space. These people I would deem passive/aggressive to the nth degree. Most of us are more are to some degree, but for these people it's an art form. These are the people that get angry when you don't see them immediately and wait on them hand and foot. All you did was look down for a second and BAM, is there anybody working here????, you stand right in front of there faces and reply: Um yes mam, I work here, how may I help your freaky ass? Then they chill, we share a laugh, and we commence with the commerce. These are the people that get the parking spot you've just waited 10 minutes for. Stealtopians are usually on the defensive, because they know they have this creepy ability and can't control their powers of stealthness but do know it's a strong tactical tool. It's good to stay on this side of caution when frightened by one in public arena's one could risk losing an eye. There are two types of Stealthtopians: The person who can literaly transform their time/space chakra (or whatever they call it) for the upper edge on all situations and then there are the other kind, these are the kind that you never see until they open their stupid mouths and spew inanaties, once their mouths are shut, you don't see them again. I like that latter because your in control of the stealthness to a degree. If there is anyway to rid yourself of these pest like anomolies (short of agoraphobia) I would suggest you do just that. Flyswaters don't work but cattle prods have been known to be effective.