Coffee Crotch It's Monday and back to work time after a well deserved vacation from reality...er work. I had the classic dream of being late for work and awoke at 4:30, 5:30 and finally dragged the ass out of bed at 6. Before I leave for work though, I'd thought I'd share my utter disdain for the dreaded Coffee Crotch Dunn Dun Dun!!! I sit at my computers some mornings and surf happily until Psycho Siamese vocalises her want of attention....I look down and pet the kitty...(don't go there fella's) anyhooo, after I comply to her demands I continue on my surfing expedition, sipping my coffee, relaxing....tis good, then I hear it.......MEOW.....oh god, she wasn't sufficeintly pleased with the little head pet....Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn....she stands on her hind legs and uses my side as a scratching post......ow....um....instant coffee crotch and of course coffee spittle on the keyboard. The jump and the coffee splatter scare off the cat and I'm left with a damp albeit decaffeinated french roast crotch. I hate this. Alrighty, just thought I'd share that. Have a loverly day.com!