martha stewart, hillary clinton

Shiny Happy People Smiling....

Sammy Sosa, corked bat, oh the fucking humanity. Mistake? He says yes and the 70 some odd other bats that were checked out seem fine. Redemption for a Home run Hero? Maybe, but sadly the topic of steroids infecting the sports sector has raised it's ugly head again, ugh. The Mariners on the other hand are kicking ass right now, yeehaw!

Martha Stewart the happy home maker cooks her goose, news @ 11. The thing with all this is that she is being indited for obstruction of justice and not being indited for insider trading...hmmm....more fleecing of America?? Martha Stewart is not the god damned anti-Christ, she is a very strong business woman who shares her idea's with people....I have yet to see her with whip in hand, shouting at Individuals....YOU WILL organize this WAY! *snap*, You will have a delectable souffle' if YOU DO IT MY WAY! *snap*. Back AWAY from the Martha......

Hillary Rodham Clinton wanted to throttle Bill's neck upon hearing he did actually fool around with Ms. Lewinsky. Throttle? Choke the chicken??? Mmmmmkay, I 'm still going to read the book, but um....throttle? I would have clipped his dong with his cigar clipper thingy and place the remains in the Presidential humidor. Teehee.