Tuesday, September 02, 2003

"I'll be back, you be the front and the rest of you watch carefully..."

Soon to be Governator, Arnold Schwartzenegger is taking serious heat for his past follies. I'm thinking that Bill Clinton was actually out in California not only help Mr. Milque Toast Gray Davis, but to give the Arnold some rogue advice. Quite impressive is the generosity of the 'fair & balanced right:

"By Friday, politicians including recall rival Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante and ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura, along with Fox News ChannelÂ’s Bill OÂ’Reilly and MSNBCÂ’s Chris Matthews, all had put themselves on the record as declaring that SchwarzeneggerÂ’s 25-year-old sexual past was not relevant to the recall race."

If I am correct, your sexual past is only relevant when your actually serving in office and it's most relevant when the humidor is missing a few cigars and the giggle of interns is present. Fascinating.