There's a kind of Hush.....all over the world.........
Good News: I received my complimentary Blogger Sweatshirt today, I'm like Biz Stone's and Evan McGoogleHead's bitch now, I can now sit at the "cool kidz" table in the blog realm, it's like I won the freaking "I read Big Pink Cookie Award". You can't access my archives, but bitches I will blog you upside down and middlin to fair, on a good day! I'm the fuckin' shiznitzle with a side of lowfat homogenized curd to go, yo. This bloggin business is fun.
Blogging: Show The Pain, Educate the masses, Track hormonal balance and Moon phases by the Blog, and in the name of God, link the bitch with cyber linkage. Don't you wish you had an over-sized sweatshirt with a big ass logo? I can wear this with my size 2 Tommy's, yo.....(Crack Dreams & retail escapisms). Atkin's, take me away.........
This post was brought to you by pain and exhaustion with an insatiable desire to share all that is sacred (within my particular pyschosis and/or neurosis) with the masses, that being the Blogger Sweatshirt, I'm too sexy for my Blog, so sexy......"Well, the book is blue, I saw it at the airport......" Note to Google/Blogger: Hire me, for what I don't know, but I will guarantee that I'm invaluable, bitchy but an asset. Thanks and Have a Super Fantastic Day.
