After about 10 mins. my mic was turned off and the band, comprised of Asian, African-American, and Latino musicians, was hurried on to the stage. They passed me, looking apologetic. "We wish we didn't have to do this," they all said with their eyes as they launched in to a rousing rendition of "Sweet Home Alabama."
Using Lynyrd Skynyrd as a way to ethnically cleanse the stage after I was unconsititutionally censored was the most offensive. I am a huge Skynyrd fan and I consider it unconscionable that they played me off with "Sweet Home Alabama" to give the allusion that they were excising the 'anti-American' element from the stage. Skynyrd and I are on the same side. I am proud of the South. I wish I was from the South. I have spent enough time there to know and love it well. "Sweet Home Alabama" is one of my favorite songs, and it was appalling that they offended me with the greatest band in American history.
I was also offended by the five identical blonde women ready to leap onto the stage after I was turned off. What were they there for? It just proves once again, pussy is not supposed to speak."
Note from Team Cho: We're still trying to figure out where the communication breakdown occurred. What we know is that the President of Omni Hotels ordered the sound guy, Pierre, to turn off the mic after about 10 mins. We were also told that he is a "close personal friend of George W. Bush." Here's some of the brilliant material that appears in the beginning of her new show:
"I was glad to see Rumsfeld at Abu Ghraib prison and then I realized he was not being incarcerated."
"I think the reason they pixilated those pictures is because those Iraqi's have monstrous cocks...and the troops' morale is so low already."
