John Stewart for President? Okay, I'm good with that, but I think the man is smarter than that. Even Mr. Stewart knows that pointing out the ironic dysfunctions of the political mind and actually having to serve in office are two totally different monsters. Lest we forget that there are many outside influences shaping the very silly putty like mind of our leader. Not to diminish President Bush's own beliefs and ethics, but his twisted little mind has to accommodate all the other concepts and agenda of other power mongers, lobbyists and the religious right that he has in his pocket or vica versa.
A John Stewart/Dave Barry ticket would be hysterical and not to mention the cabinet would be a hoot. Secretary of State would most certainly have to be the Margaret Cho, Secretary of Defense would be Neal Pollack and National Security Advisor would have to be the unapologetically vitrol laden Janeane Garofalo. Fox News would combust, how cool would that be?
Yeah, it would be super to have them in office, but it is far better to have our favorite humorists and satirists in their current stations. They have far more power outside of the political realm just being their beautiful, hysterical funny selves because not only do they make us laugh, but they make us think and that dear reader is all that is required in this life to enjoy it.
