When A Problem Comes around, You Must ZIP it

Shut up, shut it, www.zipit.com. To be fair it's just not O'Reilly telling people to shut up, its him and her and them. I accidentally hit the narrator button on my XP whilst posting this and it read this post, and after I heard the man in the box call me Q PIE Spew!, I asked my computer if it would like to suckle my zipple, it didn't declined and we've already visited the whole 'breast on the monitor' scenario, so I had to shut the damn thing up. *click* ;)