The Mariners designated hitter Edgar Martinez will retire after this season. If you follow baseball at all you'd know that the Mariners are sucking some bigtime ass this season, its so depressing that I keep forgetting its baseball season. Anyhoo, Edgar will be missed, oh hell, lets be real here as far as missing Mariners, I miss Randy Johnson, Ken Griffey Jr., Tino Martinez, Norm "The Sheriff" Charlton, that little bitch A-rod and basically all the great baseball players that were once Mariners. Now, to be fair, some players have retired and the others were discarded by the Mariner front office, because their a bunch tight-assed, money pinchin', moody business men without one iota of what it takes to make a winning team. The great Lou Pinella left because he just got sick of their lack of anything resembling balls. UGH, thanks for the memories Edgar, there was a time just a few short years ago we had the best team on the planet. Okay, so we didn't win a World Series, but they were still the best and now its dwindle away, the season, the sodo mojo and the fans are fading away just as fast.
I'm not a fair weather Mariner fan, I'll support them, but those whiney chumps in the front office better get their shit together and soon. Don't make me start lovin' on my back-up bitch the Yankee's. I loved the Yanks since I was kid, but I'm also a little embarrassed to say that, because its like saying you only wear designer clothing, that is to say that's is just a wee bit pretentious and lazy to say you love the Yanks, because you lack any originality and are just following the baseball flow of life. The Yankee's may be baseball, but they have to play other teams and hopefully it will be an interesting game, but how can it when the Yank's keep getting all the great players? OMFG, my head hurts. *splat*
