For those of you who don't like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).
Finally, a means of measurement I can relate to. But what if I like to dip my Butterfinger in my Mocha? Is that wrong? It is this question and countless others that keep me medicated.