John Kerry Sucks Less

That's not to say Mr. Kerry is having difficulties with a straw, it just means that career politicians are slick fuckers that enjoy being dissected by their public when golf isn't enough anymore.

Out of the Top 10 Reasons Kerry Sucks Less, I'd have to go with number 5:

5.) His Vice President is not the evil puppeteer- Uncle Dick “ fuck-you” Cheny.

I think that's reason enough.

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