The pushing episode lasted an hour until the baby wouldn't budge anymore, the Doctor was finally brought in to take care business or rather convince the baby to let go of the pubic bone he was holding onto for dear life and deal with his impending life on our planet. I prompted the video camera and I'm glad I did, because all it took from the Doctor was an insertion of his hand, some fluid, forceps and wa-la baby crown. Another petite nurse had entered the room and was busying herself, while the big breasted nurse worked with the Doctor my thoughts wandered I feared that upon baby Ethan's arrival he would latch on immediately to the nurses huge breast, by the time I snapped out of the wet-nurse daydream my sister gave a quick little push and the baby came out. He was perfect, beautiful and attacked no ones breast that I can remember. The smaller of the two nurses took the video camera from me to finish filming as the Doctor had obstructed my view all that was left to film was the cord cutting and handing over the baby to the exhausted and blissed out mother.
Ethan Mathias Maxwell was born around 2:15 in the afternoon, August 27th, he weighed 7lbs, 4oz and is absolutely beautiful, his sisters adore him, his father has his son, his mother grew a penis in her belly for nine months and will never be the same.
This is the second birth I've witnessed, the first being my niece Aimee's. It's an awesome experience that I'm glad to have been blessed to experience in my lifetime. Neither of the births switched on my maternal clock, I'm thinking that I have a defective one and the recall is coming any day now, still, I don't think I'd turn my defective maternal clock in and I'm certain that I've misplaced the warranty certificate.