Noodles & Underwear Can Get You Arrested: especially if your Michael Moore.

Those fucking douche bag Michigan Republicans are trying to get Michael Moore arrested for promising college students noodles and underwear if they promise to vote this November as part of Mr. Moore's "Slacker Uprising Tour". Good freakin' lord, hey, I promise I'll sniff that underwear if you promise to vote this November. However, do note that the underwear has to be clean and you pay the postage, I'm a cheap bitch. How about that you sorry ass chumps? Now get over your sorry-ass selves and get on with doing your job, feed the poor, hell, find them a job, but for the love of marshmallow, leave the man alone. Jesus F'n Crisco! [via: ratboy's anvil]