"The best hope for peace in our world is the expansion of freedom in all the world", so start breeding those soldiers people, we've got some global ass to kick.
"So it is the policy of the United States to seek and support the growth of democratic movements and institutions in every nation and culture, with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.", except in Sudan.
"My most solemn duty is to protect this nation and its people from further attacks and emerging threats." So, this little party should be enough to distract you from the war, heh..woo! *ass shake*
"Liberty will come to those who love it. Today, America speaks anew to the peoples of the world: All who live in tyranny and hopelessness can know: The United States will not ignore your oppression, or excuse your oppressors. When you stand for your liberty, we will stand with you." Unless you disagree with us, then your dust, bitch.
"By our efforts, we have lit a fire, as well -- a fire in the minds of men." (Burn ointment can help with that, oh and don't worry, I'm almost positive your hair will grow back.)
Blah, Blah, Freedom, blah, blah Liberty, blah blah
"And as hope kindles hope, millions more will find it." And you bet your ass more will find it, hell or high water, you-will-find-IT, amen.
"America, in this young century, proclaims liberty throughout all the world, and to all the inhabitants thereof." Buy our shit and all will be right in the world.
"Renewed in our strength -- tested, but not weary -- we are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." Whether you like it or not.
Overheard at the Inaugural Lunch:
"Hey, you got your pomp in my circumstance!" "No man, you got your circumstance in my pomp, let's get Mikey, he'll eat anything."
"I gave him that whole liberty speil yanno.", "Have you tasted the pomp yet?", "that is some seriously tasty shit".
Overheard at the Inaugural Parade:
"NOT MY PRESIDENT, NOT MY WAR! NOT MY PRESIDENT, NOT MY WAR!"
"Four More Years, Four More Years!",
"Dude, I gotta piss something fierce!".
If you hadn't noticed, I'm veiwing the inaugural events today and I haven't been reduced to drinking alcohol, yet. The world is watching us today, some are laughing, some are strategizing, and some are three sheets to the wind already, cheers! Of course there are some of us our licking our wounds and even more of us our smearing our wounds all over the internet right now. Today is one of the greatest examples of democracy inaction, to make still the roars of war, to squelch the naysayers, if only for one day: one day to celebrate a mandate that I didn't vote for, WHOOPIE. I'm off to clean the catbox, God Bless America!
