Q: Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
A: New Jersey got first pick
Nothing ceases to amaze me anymore:
Forcing naked Iraqi prisoners to pile themselves in human pyramids was not torture, because American cheerleaders do it every year, a court was told today.
A lawyer defending Specialist Charles Graner, who is accused of being a ringleader in the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal, argued that piling naked prisoners in pyramids was a valid form of prisoner control.
"Don’t cheerleaders all over America form pyramids six to eight times a year. Is that torture?" said Guy Womack, Sergeant Graner’s lawyer, in opening arguments to the ten-member military jury at the reservist’s court martial.
Soldiers are not cheerleaders, they are defenders and warriors and I've yet to see one soldier shake his pom-poms and if he did shake his freaking pom-poms we wouldn't know about it, "don't ask, don't tell" don't ya know. Until this lawyer grabs his lawyer friends and builds a pyramid of lawyers, of course the would have to be nude and ridiculed during the process, he can shut his lame ass, money mongering mouth, pathetic. =P
