Thursday, January 27, 2005

No, Not Even And Um....No.

No #1: Stay away from my uterus, that is, unless I invite you there, greeeeeat.
"Speaking by telephone as the protesters gathered in the biting cold for their annual antiabortion march from the Ellipse to the Supreme Court, Bush said that although outlawing abortion remains a distant goal, it is one that seems to be moving slowly into view. "The America of our dreams, where every child is welcomed . . in life and protected in law, may still be some ways away," Bush said. "But even from the far side of the river . . . we can see its glimmerings."

"Every child is welcomed"? Sounds very socialist, its good to see the President embracing his inner pinko.
"The America of our dreams"? Golly, the America of my dreams used to be: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion"...Oh yeah, that silly ol' thang. Stay away from Roe V AND my box, bub.
And lastly: "..we can see its glimmerings" Oh those troublesome lights, do keep in mind that the lights go away AFTER you come down from your trip.
[link via: By Beauty Damned]

No #2: But then again, yes? Maybe?

Click pic for source, tyvm.
[linkage via: Wonkalicious]

Progressives say yes and rightly so, so there is no "no" here.
FREDERICTON, New Brunswick (Reuters) - Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin said on Thursday he would press ahead with legislation to permit same-sex marriage,
But, and there is always a but, in your face, when you didn't want it there, that you can remember.
but unhappy legislators in his Liberal Party predicted a long fight before it becomes law.

At least their making the effort and not bashing the shit out of it like a puppy that shit on your new carpet. And no, I'm not fucking moving to Canada, so get over it, smile.

And finally, NO dogs were hurt in the making of this film.
[via: VBB]