Ashlee Simpson was boo'd by the Orange Bowl Audience, whoopsie. She should have flashed some ever valuble boobage, the world loves a good tit in their face, despite what the FCC might think. She seems like a nice chick, although I could give a rip if she succeeds or not. Today's celebrity is a multi-tasking nightmare that no one should ever strive for, very few are that talented or have that kinda drive unless their on crack. Better luck next time Ashlee, shit happens then you wipe your ass and move on, butt-crusties will never be a fashion statement.
Bushwhacked Power memo cause serious papercuts and if used for torturing all the evil doer's out there, then so be it. Still, don't be surprised if Gonzales makes it past the confirmation hearings, if he doesn't then you can expect another Osama appearance soon, boo! [via: biz]
Tsunami aid relief vs. the cost of the war in Iraq, big-ass ouch on this one, yikes.
The top 10 stories from New Scientist.com, its all relative. ;)
Sweet Merry Mudder Of Gawd, Graveside Bukkake and Assfucking, the The Minor Fall, The Major Lift (TMFTML) has resumed his blog, fantastic!
And finally some language faux pas courtesy of PBS's Do You Speak American? Yes, I speak American and sometimes I misprounouce words, thankfully I've never mispronounced a single word on the list of Beastly Mispronunciations. Now if there were only a list of words commonly used like "boughten" or "irreguardless", that would be helpful and amusing. Let us not confuse those words with made up words, I make them as I see fit and sometimes 'funkified' works well when a particularly funky point has to be made.
Have a super weekend, be nice to someone you don't know and it will come back to you three fold, they may kill you, but hell, you were nice, there must be some God points in that.
