Monday, February 21, 2005
"Bizarre sexual acts with Koko"!
Right, if showing your titties to a Gorilla is a bizarre sexual act, it kinda makes you wonder if Fay Ray taunted King Kong with her boobage, but then I guess that opens up that whole "she asked for it" bullshit. King Kong fetishes aside, Koko is well known for her ability to sign up to 1,000 words, including that of pointing to her nipples when she wants to see the nipples of whom she is signing with. We were unaware of her Sapphic leanings and her admiration for bare breasts, but then again she is a Gorilla and naked most of the time and all nipples are different, I'm sure Koko was just doing a medical study of some sort, yeah, that's the ticket.