In my best Janis Joplin: I'd like to do a blog post of great social and political import.....
"Two weeks ago, I stood on the steps of this Capitol and renewed the commitment of our Nation to the guiding ideal of liberty for all."Unless your gay, or have gay tendencies or look at your same sex as a dietary supplement.
"Now, as we see a little gray in the mirror - or a lot of gray - and we watch our children moving into adulthood, we ask the question: What will be the state of their union?"ADHD meds for adults (feeding the pharms 2nd morgage & Internet Porn (free of pop-ups, unless you actually pop, up, then by all means, pop.)
"America's economy is the fastest growing of any major industrialized nation. In the past four years, we have provided tax relief to every person who pays income taxes, overcome a recession, opened up new markets abroad, prosecuted corporate criminals, raised homeownership to the highest level in history, and in the last year alone, the United States has added 2.3 million new jobs. When action was needed, the Congress delivered - and the Nation is grateful."
2.3 million minimum wage jobs doesn't and will never pay the bills, hehe, sorry all about it, deal suckah.
"America's prosperity requires restraining the spending appetite of the federal government."
Unless we need to invade and democratize your sorry ass.
"I welcome the bipartisan enthusiasm for spending discipline."
Liberals and liberal initiatives need not apply, thanks.
"My budget substantially reduces or eliminates more than 150 government programs that are not getting results, or duplicate current efforts, or do not fulfill essential priorities."
Give us (the people of the republic) a list of all 150 now with all the appropriate facts and then we the people will let you know if WE the people want those programs gone or restructured.
"Under the No Child Left Behind Act, standards are higher, test scores are on the rise, and we are closing the achievement gap for minority students. Now we must demand better results from our high schools, so every high school diploma is a ticket to success."
Um, entry level minimum wage jobs at retail establishments or fast food fat farms is hardly success, it pays the rent, but, don't count on eating, insurance and clothing, mmmkay.
"To make our economy stronger and more competitive, America must reward, not punish, the efforts and dreams of entrepreneurs. Small business is the path of advancement, especially for women and minorities, so we must free small businesses from needless regulation and protect honest job-creators from junk lawsuit."
Wal Mart will gladly hire your sorry entrepreneurial ass!
"To make our economy stronger and more productive, we must make health care more affordable, and give families greater access to good coverage, and more control over their health decisions."
We are immediately giving tax credits to all pharmaceutical company's and will give Wal Mart a tax credit for hiring your butt.
"To keep our economy growing, we also need reliable supplies of affordable, environmentally responsible energy."
We've got Iraq's oil, no fears.
"Year after year, Americans are burdened by an archaic, incoherent federal tax code."
We have developed a tax code that will help.
"America's immigration system is also outdated - unsuited to the needs of our economy and to the values of our country."
Basically, it takes the minimum wage jobs from whitey when you run for the border, yanno?
"Social Security was a great moral success of the 20th Century, and we must honor its great purposes in this new century."
Save your money bitches cat food will be costly in the future.
"Today, more than 45 million Americans receive Social Security benefits, and millions more are nearing retirement - and for them the system is strong and fiscally sound."
People enjoy selling their homes and besides, eating fucking cat food as an entree' is no longer for the bourgeois.
"During the 1990s, my predecessor, President Clinton, spoke of increasing the retirement age."
So do it muthafukah, respectfully, of course. We live longer, have better and more costly meds that keep us all frankenstiened to the edge of existence, do it, play the game better, mmmkay. And yes, we liberals we're diggin' on the Clinton mention, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, nice hand there.
"I will listen to anyone who has a good idea to offer.".
Except for you gays, terrorists womenz that have had abortions, and you sick fucks that are in favor of stem cell research. Sorry about that, I'm on a schedule. *smile* *Laura gave me some hot shit tonight, *smile* *.
"Our second great responsibility to our children and grandchildren is to honor and to pass along the values that sustain a free society."
Abstain from pre-marital sex and pay your taxes kids!
"Because marriage is a sacred institution and the foundation of society, it should not be re-defined by activist judges. For the good of families, children, and society, I support a constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage.
We define Love, you WILL love who, WE THE GOVERNMENT, deem acceptable, we ARE God! Bow down, mmkay? *Free knee pads with every mandatory subscription*
"To build a culture of life, we must also ensure that scientific advances always serve human dignity, not take advantage of some lives for the benefit of others. We should all be able to agree on some clear standards."
WE THE GOVERNMENT will decide the life cycle, we know these things, we are God. If you agree with us, then you haven't thought it out completely, philosophically and logically and for that, we thank you. :D
"As President, I have a constitutional responsibility to nominate men and women who understand the role of courts in our democracy, and are well qualified to serve on the bench - and I have done so."
And God be damned, my purpose will be served, heh.
"Tonight I propose a three-year initiative to help organizations keep young people out of gangs, and show young men an ideal of manhood that respects women and rejects violence. Taking on gang life will be one part of a broader outreach to at-risk youth, which involves parents and pastors, coaches and community leaders, in programs ranging from literacy to sports. And I am proud that the leader of this nationwide effort will be our First Lady, Laura Bush."
Hot DAMN, that woman gave me some good love tonight...I wonder if Snoop and his posse really pimped that bitche's ass out? hmmmm, I smell Laura. *smile*
"Because HIV/AIDS brings suffering and fear into so many lives, I ask you to reauthorize the Ryan White Act to encourage prevention, and provide care and treatment to the victims of that disease. And as we update this important law, we must focus our efforts on fellow citizens with the highest rates of new cases, African-American men and women."
Sorry 'bout the whole enslavement thing, and no, the government had nothing to do with the making of any of those viruses, that I know of, heh.
"We will pass along to our children all the freedoms we enjoy - and chief among them is freedom from fear."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." And that's the administration working for ya', your welcome.
"Police and firefighters, air marshals, researchers, and so many others are working every day to make our homeland safer, and we thank them all."
Not that you sucked before, it's just that we now know how to bank your payroll, with fear, tasty!
"Our country is still the target of terrorists who want to kill many, and intimidate us all - and we will stay on the offensive against them, until the fight is won."
With God on our side, we will succeed, heh. We are God, all omnipotent n' shit.
"In the next four years, my Administration will continue to build the coalitions that will defeat the dangers of our time."
Breed bitches, there will be no free will here, gotztah build da coalitions, yo.
"America will stand with the allies of freedom to support democratic movements in the Middle East and beyond, with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world."
Laura's gonna dig that shit, I wonder if she'll do that thing again? Dayum.
"The United States has no right, no desire, and no intention to impose our form of government on anyone else."
That is, unless we don't dig your shit. I wonder how she did that? *smile*
"Our aim is to build and preserve a community of free and independent nations, with governments that answer to their citizens, and reflect their own cultures. And because democracies respect their own people and their neighbors, the advance of freedom will lead to peace."
Bill would like that shit, hell, Hillary would probably do me for saying that shit. I wonder if Bill has ever entertained the thought of me and Laura n' shit? I wonder if Laura would do that again...? Bill's kinda hot. *smile, slight wan, smile* *smirk*
"Tomorrow morning, Secretary of State Rice departs on a trip that will take her to Israel and the West Bank for meetings with Prime Minister Sharon and President Abbas."I wanna see that bitch as much as I wanted to see fucking Powell's ass.
"To promote peace in the broader Middle East, we must confront regimes that continue to harbor terrorists and pursue weapons of mass murder."
Unless those regimes have something we want, everything is negotiable.
"Iran remains the world's primary state sponsor of terror - pursuing nuclear weapons while depriving its people of the freedom they seek and deserve."
You, Iran, have officially been served, beeyotch.
"And to the Iranian people, I say tonight: As you stand for your own liberty, America stands with you."
Ghandi get your gun.
"Americans recognize that spirit of liberty, because we share it. In any nation, casting your vote is an act of civic responsibility; for millions of Iraqis, it was also an act of personal courage, and they have earned the respect of us all."
Fucking Cheney and that cough, eat a God damned lozenge already, fucker.
"The terrorists and insurgents are violently opposed to democracy, and will continue to attack it. Yet the terrorists' most powerful myth is being destroyed."
Straight up.
"We will not set an artificial timetable for leaving Iraq, because that would embolden the terrorists and make them believe they can wait us out."
Breed.
"Some of our servicemen and women have survived terrible injuries, and this grateful country will do everything we can to help them recover."
We saved so much by denying the Navajo Code Talkers any military benefits, we can afford to help. Aren't we the savvy ones.
"Ladies and gentlemen, with grateful hearts, we honor freedom's defenders, and our military families, represented here this evening by Sergeant Norwood's mom and dad, Janet and Bill Norwood."
Agreed. Damn it. :|
"We are all part of a great venture: To extend the promise of freedom in our country, to renew the values that sustain our liberty, and to spread the peace that freedom brings."Heh, I said "spread". *smile*
"Our generation has dreams of its own, and we also go forward with confidence. The road of Providence is uneven and unpredictable - yet we know where it leads: It leads to freedom. Thank you, and may God bless America."
God damn I've got a boner, where's Laura, ah there she is, fuck, I've gotta shake that fuckers hand, and that dude's hand, fuck. Heh, *smile*.
Stay away from my uterus and don't fuck with my free will with your God. You have NO control over who I choose to love, you cannot define love between consentual adults, you're just not in the formula dude, no offense, but, back the fuck off.
Radical reform results in radical revolt, one toe in the water at a time, sir. Unification demands respect, who could ask for anything more? I have to admit, Laura looked hot tonight, yep.
So, oh lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.........that's it.
