Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Chill Pill Suppositories Enlarge Penis: News @ 11

Somebody please stop them, all of them, sweetmerrymudderofgawd!
Hysterically funny Retro wonders made by ~Tild
Phyllis Schlafly, doyenne of American conservatism, said Kennedy's opinion forbidding capital punishment for juveniles "is a good ground of impeachment." To cheers and applause from those gathered at a downtown Marriott for a conference on "Confronting the Judicial War on Faith," Schlafly said that Kennedy had not met the "good behavior" requirement for office and that "Congress ought to talk about impeachment."

I'm thinking its time for a Judicial Bashing drinking game, what do you say? Take a drink every time the conservatives make a hypocritical statement about the judiciary system. Caution: may cause alcohol poisoning, puking or beershits.

"I heard a minister the other day talking about the great injustice and evil of the men in white robes, the Ku Klux Klan, that roamed the country in the South and they did great wrong to civil rights to and to morality and now we have black-robed men-Dr. James Dobson [Broadcast here incredibly ignorant remark at the 22 minute mark]

This from a man who teaches millions of American's how to raise their children, mmmkay. What the fuck is the matter with these people and why are people listening?
[image via ~Tild]