Tuesday, April 05, 2005

It plays like the X-files, but, instead of Aliens it's male escorts.

The complete concoction goes like this: Gosch was kidnapped into a pedophilia and child pornography ring that serviced the upper echelons of Washington, D.C., society. He was brainwashed by the CIA, trained to be part of a top-secret escort program. Then, he became Jeff Gannon and was given a plum job as a White House correspondent with the online conservative news service to keep him quiet.

Gannon/Guckart/Gosch? What a fabulously multi-faceted and fuck-up probability.