They do this on purpose yanno, those wicked and wonderfully fucked up illustrators. Next thing you know I'm scoping out the "Super Boy's" in the mall wondering which one I'll spank, for being naughty/saving the world, whatever.
After spanking Super Boy I get a hankering for some juicy meat and I'm off to Hickory Farms for a massive "Beef Stick". I tell ya, they do it on purpose.
