Friday, May 20, 2005

Blog you will: The Tightie Whitie & Porn Star Edition

My brain, my brain, I don't know, maybe I pooped all the good blog posts away and neglected gathering any ideas that may have been bobbing about in the loo. Whatever the case, I can't think of a damn thing to type, which is odd considering that I'm typing at this very moment, but that's the glory of being a blogger: It's not enough that we take over the internet with our mindless rants and the taking down of the man, but the average surfer of da web has to tolerate the nothingness of nothing, buckets of fun, if I say so myself.

LOS ANGELES - Porn star and former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey will be joining her boss, Kick Ass Pictures president Mark Kulkis, in attending a dinner with President Bush in Washington, D.C. on June 14.

Kulkis was invited to attend the event by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC), which is organizing the event. Over a two-day course of NRCC events preceding the dinner, Carey and Kulkis will be attending a meeting with presidential advisor Karl Rove, giving their recommendations on important national issues.

"I'm hoping to run as Lieutenant Governor of California next year," Carey said. "Since Arnold {Schwarzenegger} is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me."
"I'm honored to be invited to this event," Kulkis said. "Republicans bill themselves as the pro-business party. Well, you won't find a group of people more pro-business than pornographers. We contributed over $10 billion to the national economy last year."

"I'm especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove," Carey added. "Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he's against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!"

Isn't that cute? She's adorable, really. Let's hope her Passion Pants don't leave an unsightly line under her porny couture or worse, knock her out whilst giving Rove that lapdance.

Last thing I needed to see was Sadam's dingle being restrained by cotton briefs, no one needs that, but, due to my kindly nature, I'm sharing with you, because I shouldn't have to suffer alone. I don't know how I feel about this, okay, the man is a tyrant, but what the hell is the point of seeing him partially nude? Nudity isn't a shameful thing, I don't get it. Some people will get a good chuckle at his expense, good for them, as for me, I've got nothing but pity for the fool *giggle*, ahem. [via]


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