PETA has recruited Ron Jeremy for its latest campaign, which, surprisingly, has nothing to do with that animal-fucking farm in Washington state.
It's actually promoting "spay and neuter" week, but we wonder if the campaign might actually be a stealth entry in their series of vegetarianism ads. One look at it and we did lose our taste for meat.-Wonkette
Not only will we spay and neuter our animals, but we're packing our back and going hunting for Ron Jeremy and then we're gonna spay and neuter him, with a hose, ewwwww....ew. Big dick or not, he's just..ew, "ock"...focus on the pretty blonde boys...*focus*..."ock". This will not ruin our day, this will not ruin our day......*shudder-convulsion-shudder*....
