Thursday, August 04, 2005

In The Beginning God Created Man....

...and after he shook off the primordial ooze from his body, man exclaimed "Mughft", and it was good. So good was it, that God created woman from the man's ribcage and once the woman shook off the fleshy globs of man, she said "aughlfah", and it was good. Then one day in the garden of Eden a dinosaur walked by and man said "lalgf" "ock ock" and was promptly eaten by the dinosaur and it was good. The woman, now alone, said "oggoofum", she took in her suroundings and saw the dinosaur that ate the man, the dinosaur saw the woman looking at him and decided, "wtf, I'm gonna eat the woman too." The woman said "eeflop" and the dinosaur ate her *Crunch, slurp*, and it was good.

If you can't pray in public schools, why the fuck should creationism or Intelligent Design as its currently being called, be taught in public schools?
"Both sides ought to be properly taught . . . so people can understand what the debate is about," he said, according to an official transcript of the session. Bush added: "Part of education is to expose people to different schools of thought. . . . You're asking me whether or not people ought to be exposed to different ideas, and the answer is yes."

Different ideas? The first thing that should be taught is tolerance, the second thing that should be taught is that "different ideas" come from many cultures and some cultures have their own version of creationism, so if you want to open that can of worms, it better be a full fucking can, bub.