I hate waking up to the President in the morning, that quirky lil' bastard is sounding almost hysterical this morning and I thought I was the one on the verge on gooblymind syndrome. I was amused when Dubya was asked about the probability of impending impeachment and censure hearings and he was all, debate is good! Afterall Bush is a master debater. (lil' puke with the giggle this a.m.)
Three years into a war we were duped in to, Bush is like the lover that won't finish the job, when he promised he was just gonna git in thar, do our bidness, and git on out, yeehaw. In the meantime, you've got a blister the size of the sun on yer private parts and no amount of oinment will heal that bitch. What a charming fella.