Thursday, March 16, 2006
Customer Appreciation Day
When you close a business, the vultures come out in droves. They are relentless AND cheap mofo's, and my tongue is bloody and numb from biting it. They all say "we're so sorry to see you close" and hand you a hundred. I appreciate the sentiments, especially if I've seen them shopping in my store over the years, but for the most part, I don't know these people at all and honestly, I don't like them. I'm exhausted and heading back there now, lucky me. The fun thing is thanking these vultures with a bloody lisp; "Thhanks for thopping with uth fo allth theses yearths" so not only have they torn up my store, but the bloody lisp leaves blood spatter on them so they look like they've been to war, *giggle-puke*. Have a dandy day.
Spewed by Unknown at 3/16/2006 08:27:00 AM