Girl #1: "Aren't these Book Thongs pretty, Jess would really love this one!"
Girl #2:: "It's pretty but I don't think she'll wear it"
Me:: "You don't wear them, they mark your place in the book your currently reading. I suppose you could rig it so you could wear them, but some of those charms and beads are awfully sharp, ow."
Girl #1: < Laughing uncontrollably >
Girl #2: "You think I'm a bookstore slut, don't you?"
Me: "Ow, ew and will you being paying cash or credit?"
It's been a LONG week. Have a dandy day.
