On the day that you were born the Angels got together and decided to wipe your ass.....mmmhmmm

And today's topic is Marketing 101. When your product sales start decreasing in this ever competitive world, it's time to rethink your strategy. For example...
M D toilet tissue, apparently the M D part is going buh bye, I mean what did it stand for anyway, Maintain Derriere? So now the product will be called Angel Soft. To this day I have yet to think whilst wiping, "Damn, I wish someone could make my tissue soft as an angel, my ass would be cleaned and blessed".

Divine strategy indeed.