Jealousies are for the wimenz-Saddam Hussain2003

Dear Saddam,
Hi Sugar, how the hell are you!!! I saw ya on the telly with that Dan Rather fella, your looking swell. I must say I was dazzled by your um....performance and your political stature is such a fucking turn on. Your impeccable wording (uncoached I presume) was outstanding, your a fucking hero dude! I bet when your minions awake they'll praise you before Allah, I bet you dig that, don't you. So sexy. I could ask your A/S/L but um.....teehee, I think we all know that. Though your performance was stellar, I'm still thinking the Osma is much hotter and I think the Arab community would agree. Silly boy, don't start pumpin' the evil gas smack on your people cos I think Osama is hotter. Remember what happened when I said I thought President Bush Sr. was kinda sexy and you wiped out a the majority of the Kurdish population...LOL. I ate my words that time! But, ya gotta admit, Osoma and all that power is sexy, and OMFG, have you seen George W??? Shit dude, he's so hot, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw, ride em' cowboy! W! W!! Dubya!!! Whew! lil hot flash there ;)

Anyhoo, good job last night, the Americans only wanna feed your warm swollen colon to you now, and I would have to agree. I'm sorry hon, but you've become last weeks flavor of the day! See, I'm thinkin that your starting to feed your ego with Hitleresque attributes....and I find that scary, and gosh even a wee bit intimidating (remember the restraining order...LOL). It's not you, it's me! I understand your trying to gain as much power as you can cos it helps with your autoerotism, but ya gotta get a grip (reality, not kungfu) loverman. Gosh hon, you kind of behaved for so long with President Clinton in office and you KNOW I had a thing for him, hell, who didn't...LOL. Exactly how many times did Bill send Monica over there???? I think we've lost our *special something* and I must move on to a more human type of man now...LOL...I know, I know.....I do love those Type A's!! But, I mean it this time. This is not the Arabian Nights dear and all the myth and magic of Baghdad is so passe'. I know I've let you down, being an American and all, but it's over. I can't make it work anymore. All of my liberal *pinky* ethics come into play now, not my desire. Well, actually to be honest with you and I know how you adore honesty, I've got a crush. No, it's not on Dubya, not to say I wouldn't shag the sorry bitch, I would. I'd wear chaps and join the NRA for a good time with that honey...hehe. My crush is a U.N. leader and weapons inspector...*blush*....yeah, you guessed it.....Hans *sigh* Blix he makes my panites damp with all that diplomatic behavior, who could resist really?

I'm sorry I let you down dear, but as those weak ass Mother Fucking French bitches you've got in your pocket say "cest le vie".

Best Wishes,
Hilary xoxox