Tuesday, May 27, 2003


It's OfficiaL....

By the large number of pastey white people galivanting in shorts this weekend, Summer has come to Washington State. It's a scary thing here, trust me. The Pacific Northwest summers are gorgeous and actually they don't really come on full force until July 5th (the day your recovering from watching fireworks in the rain). We were truly blessed with the weather this past weekend, but damn if I wanted to see all the fleshy white stuff, all the deformed toes with bad pedicures and orange nail polish, it's a cruel season for the eyes here in the greater Seattle area. Now don't get me wrong, there are some beautiful specimens out there.....but the ugly out number them......and when you don't have the time to get to know the personalities behind the wife-beater tank tops, all you can do is .....take a deep breath, appreciate the natural beauty of your surroundings and wear very dark sun glasses.