Mtv's VMA's, ain't we got fun!

A small tear trickled down my cheek and the region near one of the lower chakra's um.....tingled as I witnessed Britney Spears dressed as bride perched top a wedding cake start singing 'Like a Virgin', um cool. I'm thinkin' "what a nice tribute to Madonna", when Christina Aguilera, dressed like a bride as well, starts singing along with Britney, they sing together and slither about the stage ala' Madge 84' and as if that wasn't the Y generations wet dream, Mtv was too kind to have Madonna herself rise from the top of the Wedding cake dressed in come-fuck-me heels and a groom type outfit to join Britney and Christina. The women sang Madonna's single Hollywood and with her best 'Madonna Practices' she liberally treats her bitches kindly with some rubbing and fleshy kisses, st-st-strike uh pose. Not that I'm a fan of Britney's or Christina's (loving "Beautiful" tho) but you add the Madonna element and gosh be damned if that doesn't stimulate the um...chakra area...um thingy...um.....yeah. The look on Justin Timberlakes face was priceless and Guy Ritchie had his proud hubby 'chubby' workin'. Bringing it back to earth and adding a butch element, was Missy Elliot doing her thang, she um....Worked It. It's all a blur after that, I think they gave out awards and I think I saw Christina giving Dave Navarro's guitar, head, I think.....um....some more awards....Metallica /end. Although, I did hurt myself when I tried to shake my ass along with Beyonce' and it's likely I might need a hip replacement, I thoroughly enjoyed the decadent soriee'.
Um....wow....