I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve if you haven't noticed, and nearing 40, I could give a rat's ass if you like it or not, but if you do enjoy my rants don't hesitate to make checks payable to Cupie Spew, ty. Hehe HAHA hoho....mmmkay....just kidding there...make the checks payable to a nice charitable organization in my name, ty. Hardy Har? Mmmmkay...onto the day at hand, I'm still a numb and I seek laughter and as my aging reproductive system collapses I give you the first laugh I had today! Much needed and ty Lisa xoxox
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your coffee. <--yum :D
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband/significant other is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving? - call 1-800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. SaWing! OH!! it's outta the park!! ;)
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. The Bastages!
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. It comes in chewable form now ;)
