Ghetto Mall Ver 1.5 or Been caught stealin'.

I'm chatting with my assitant manager about the fucked up craziness at the mall in recent weeks, when low and behold Mall Security enters the store (deja vu) and discreetly and politely asks this ol' bum lookin' at the porn to come with them. The man put the titty-rags back on the magazine rack and followed security back to the fashion boutique where he allegedly stole a bracelt from. My assistant had been watching the freak because she thought he had stolen some porn in the past. Um, good to know. Also in mall news a young black fella was arrested at another Jewlery store for trying to pass off a stolen check. You lick the hair off where you can people, lick faster. ting Uh....Ling.