This past weekend I was at my friends birthday party when I looked down and saw her once long-haired cat resembling something of a lion. So I asked "what the hell happened to Beano?" Well, it seems that Beano is not adjusting entirely to well to the new black lab puppy and with the appropriate neurotic behavior Beano licked the hair off his hindquarters! I have a cat that does this as well. When I adopted my Siamese Sophie, my little black cat didn't dig her vibe and licked the hair off her ass as well. I once adopted a cat that was so fucking neurotic that she came with no ass hair at all, she just hated people, so why have ass hair?
So, it occurred to me that perhaps when we were evolving and as we kept populating and cramping up the headquarters of humanity, instead of learning to deal with these people in avoidance of progress we just started licking our hair off, which is the actual reason for armpit hair, pubic hair, etc., those were the places we couldn't reach, where was yoga 2 million years ago? Now I'm all for this belief as Kilgore Trout Kurt Vonnegut's alter-ego states in TimeQuake
"There is a planet in the Solar System where the people are so stupid they didn't catch on for a million years that there was another half to their planet. They didn't figure that out until five hundred years ago! Only five hundred years ago! And yet they are now calling themselves Homo sapiens". Cat's, being blessed with agility, will evolve and never have to shave, trim, wax or tweak, fascinating. And about the price of tea in China........
