Never Threaten to Eat Your Coworkers: The Best Of Blogs, since my blog has no mention and I'm in a henious fucking mood I say fuck it, just eat them raw, chew them up and spit the fuckers out go home and blog what you will. Get all Hannibal on their asses, have a sliver of god damned chewy brain (white whine will do, I'm white and I whine all the fucking time) if you cook them properly they don't complain as much.
The bank fucked up my check order, twice, I'm eating those fuckers next. And when I get dinged for paying two bills late, I'm gonna eat those bitches as well.
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