Thursday, April 08, 2004

9/11 Commission

Condi: "There are plans and plans and plans"

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans. -John Lennon

We Americans like spending money to pin blame find answers. Al Queda is to blame. And whets up there butt? Why do they hate us so?
Muslim suicide mystery...

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit Suicide.

Let's see now....
No Jesus, No Christmas. No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties ..

No Walmart, No Home Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No
chocolate chip cookies.
No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are
no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower, More than one wife.

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey has a better
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

[Via: Aunt Rita]

The bottom line is that our country has never had its mainland attacked like on September 11th, lesson learned. Instead of trying to blame the administrations, or the CIA and FBI, hows about instead of spending money on the blamefest, we put the money towards better communication technology within the Government institutions? Its just a thought, Have a loverly day!