Your sales clerk was a supreme cunt when I asked her if they had any pants that would cover my ass crack. Please help.
Not all of us in this world care to show off our bodies via Britney and Christina style and what the fuck is so sexy about a sweaty ass crack? Keep in mind that most people can't pull off the whole 'skin as a fashion statement' thing, its for the greater good. Kudos to Ella the 11 year old that questioned Nordstrom's fashion choices for youthful young grrrrrls and kudos for Nordstrom's for responding.