Thursday, July 29, 2004

E Pluribus Unum The Purple Reign

There's not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America; there's the United States of America. The pundits like to slice-and-dice our country into Red States and Blue States; Red States for Republicans, Blue States for Democrats. But I've got news for them, too. We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States.---Barack Obama

Alrighty, when you mix Red & Blue you get the color PURPLEPurple is a very beautiful lush color, however, purple is also associated with royalty, the very thing our forefathers ran from to make a more perfect union a more red & blue union. But we do have purple mountains majesty, purple hazes and our own sort of purple royalty. So what I'm saying is that the color Red is pink without the white, and blue is the color of balls that have poor circulation. Mix these and you get purple, the color of the alcoholic's nose. Are ya following me here? Okay, let me clear it up for ya, red states and blue states make us what we are as a country, we are purple.
Also note that "there's not a liberal America and a conservative America-there's the United States of America." and mix all the colors that make us what we are, we are purple, E Pluribus Unum.