I'm am so gay for Angela Jolie, that aside, I really enjoyed Sky Captain & The World Of Tomorrow. Sky Captain is CGI in your face, its beautiful, its fun and Jude Law should call me anytime now for a date/booty call...lol...mmmkay...Jolie can call me for a date, either way, I love beautiful things and this movie is LOADED with beautiful imagery, fast paced adventure and amazing evil robots. LOVED IT! I give it five stars, two thumbs up, two snaps and a slap on the ass for effort. I truly feel that this movie is a masterpiece of sorts, but then I went to the movie because Jolie looks so hot with an eye patch, so that would make me materialistic and gosh golly gee, I'm good with that.
Oh yeah, I must speak my peace here. Gwenyth Paltrow is extremely overrated as an actress, as a matter of fact she sucketh the royal assdumb of acting. Gwenyth is the Winona "Shopliftin' to save on the taxes" Ryder of current Hollywood "OMG, she so Rocks" fame. She won the Academy Award because of her lineage, Shakespeare in Love was a cute film, but she sucked a ripe, rash nipple, she won because she's full on fucking gorgeous, smart and the daughter of the acclaimed and brilliant Blythe Danner & Bruce Paltrow, Hollywood elite. Gwennie is just a chick with an Apple and a Rockstar hubby, that's all fine and dandy, but as an actress, she makes me wanna jam foreign objects in my eye repeatedly while viewing her flicks, America, get over it. I will say that she is quite beautiful in this flick, she comes off as smart and witty, but its Law and Jolie that steal the show with their chemistry and that is why their characters had a fling. Sorry about the spoiler there, but it had to be said. I'd much rather imagine Sky Captain & Captain Frankie doing the wild thang than imagining a wasp attemping to sting. *smooch*
