I AM SITTING HERE, QUIETLY SIPPING A CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM MY ENTREPRENEURIAL BROTHER'S LASTEST WHIM. HE'S IN THE COFFEE BIZ AND HE IS CURRENTLY ROASTING "FULL CIRCLE ORGANIC COFFEE". I DON'T DRINK CAFFEINE, DOCTOR SAID: NO CAFFEINE, NO RED WINE, AND NO CHOCOLATE OTHERWISE I WOULD CONTINUE HAVING FIBROUS BOOBAGE & GIRLY UNIT, BOTH OF WHICH ARE AN ANNOYANCE ON TOP OF THE PERI-FUCKING-MENOPAUSE (TMI? HEH). I'VE FOLLOWED THESE RECOMMENDATIONS CLOSELY, EXCEPT FOR THE CHOCOLATE PART, FUCK THAT, CHOCOLATE IS MY LIFE BLOOD, MY ASS ROUNDER, MY HIP POUNDER, ME LOVE CHOCOLATE, yum. ANYHOO....WHEN ONE HAS CAFFEINE AFTER HAVING LITTLE OR NONE FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS, ONE TENDS TO SHOUT OUT BLOG POSTS!
AFTER GOOGLING MY BROTHERS PRODUCT I FIND HE HAS A DECAF BLEND AND IN THE FUTURE HE MAY WANT TO SHARE THAT WITH ME, OTHERWISE I COULD BLOW OR ACTUALLY FINISH EVERY CHORE I'VE EVER WANTED TO FINISH. I'M IRONING CLOTHES, DOING LAUNDRY, THE DISHES ARE DONE AND I'M PACKING UP THE CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS IN A FEW MINUTES. THE TWITCHING SHOULD PASS WHEN I FINISH MY BREAKFAST, WHICH INCIDENTALLY IS A HERSHY'S CHOCOLATE BAR, ANOTHER CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ANOTHER BROTHER. YEAH, I KNOW THAT CHOCOLATE HAS CAFFEINE, BUT TO ADD COFFEE TO THE MIX IS LETHAL, ALBEIT PRODUCTIVE.
I AM WIRED BEYOND BELIEF, I GUESS THIS IS A GOOD THING SINCE I ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS LEFT TO MAKE GOOD ON MY 2004 RESOLUTIONS, THAT BEING A CLEAN BEDROOM AND ORGANIZED APARTMENT AND BY GOD THIS WILL BE DONE!!!! SHWAH, THWAPFT *SPINNING* MORE LATER... WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO...
BUY MY BROTHER'S JAVA HERE. NOW! THANK YOU.
